jaclcfrost:

having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun

nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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textsfromshinobi:

naruto thought it would be funny to tell kakashi that was how to search the internet. and he was right.
(inspired by good ol’ norman)

ourtimeorg:

Shouldn’t this be the other way around?

goddess-river:

Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled white male politicians, endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied the right to drive or be anywhere without a man, shamed for showing their faces, shamed for choosing not to show their faces for millennia, and still you think your biggest problem is that someone buys a mug that says “male tears”?

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

thecouscousqueen:

this is so clever i love it